Monday, August 9, 2010

Velveteen Ocelot Explains the Underlying Mathematics of Cheney's "Assholery"

MrPerson: Out of all the Republican assholes - who is the BIGGEST?

The Velveteen Ocelot: You could figure the size of an asshole by using the formula for the volume of a cylinder, π × r2 × h. If both r and h are infinite, which in Cheney's case they are, it's π × ∞2 × ∞ = ∞. The volume of Cheney's assholery is infinite.

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