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Showing posts with label Criminal Justice is for PIGS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Criminal Justice is for PIGS. Show all posts
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Random Message to Stranger on Dating Website
This chick says she wants to study Criminal Justice:
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member20529261.htm
So I let her have it:
Criminal Justice is for PIGS!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_slang_terms_for_police_officers#P
Pig: "This term was widespread during the 19th century, disappeared for a while, but reappeared during the 20th and 21st century. It became especially popular during the 1960s and 1970s in the underground hippie and anti-establishment culture. It has also been used in anti-authoritarian punk and gangsta rap circles. Oz magazine she showed a picture of a pig dressed as a policeman on a front cover."....................../´¯/)
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Lucky for you:
Once you're a cop, you'll have access to the newest and coolest panoptic tools around... Meaning: You'll be able to use facial-recognition software to hunt me down and put a cap in my ass for calling you the 'pig' that you aspire to be. Better yet, you could accuse me of being a terrorist and have me locked up in Guantonamo (or wherever they're putting people who fuck with state/corporate interests these days)
Or if you like, you can simply investigate my anti-establishment blog [aka:Pink0™], where I nail Capitalism™ to a tree for (among other things) killing all of my friends and destroying my life. It tells all about me: my home address, pictures of me with my friends... You name it!
PS: You might wanna take down the pic of you flipping off the camera. If it hadn't been for that, I never would've bothered.
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